The Taco Joe Sandwich

The Taco Joe SandwichI was at Paulie’s Pub & Eatery with some friends one day after work recently and while browsing their menu I noticed the Taco Joe Sandwich.

How could I pass up seasoned ground beef, cheese, tomatoes, onions, black olives and crushed tortilla chips all nestled between a toasted butter top bun? I had to give it a try.

When my sandwich arrived I topped it with some sour cream and salsa and took a bite. Half of the toppings immediately fell out from between the bun and landed on my plate. It was then that I realized exactly why tacos are served in taco shells — because the shells keep everything together. By the time I was half way through my sandwich I was pretty much just eating the bun. At least it was a really good tasting bun though!

Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of a taco on a bun, but unless you hollow out the bun a little bit you’re always going to come across the same problem you have when eating a sloppy joe, which is that you can never actually keep enough of the meat inside the bun to give you a decent bun to toppings ratio.

I think from now on I’ll just stick to keeping my taco filling inside a shell rather than on a bun since that seems to work a lot better except, of course, when you’re eating a hard shell taco and you take a bite only to have the shell break apart and everything fall out anyway. That’s the worst…

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The Chicken and Waffle Cone

The Chicken and Waffle ConeI love chicken and waffles, so I’m always looking for new and creative ways to combine the two foods. Back in January I created chicken and waffle wings, which are chicken wings that are breaded with actual waffles. The resulting blog post was by far the most popular story I’ve ever written.

Recently I bought a waffle cone maker. The idea behind my purchase wasn’t to make sugary waffle cones to fill with ice cream though. What I really wanted to do with it is make waffle cones out of actual waffle batter so I could fill them with pieces of popcorn chicken. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the chicken and waffle cone!

Now, the popcorn chicken part of this thing is easy. You can get popcorn chicken pretty much anywhere. The tricky part is cooking your waffle perfectly. As you can imagine, waffle cone makers aren’t exactly made to be used with actual waffle batter, so I ran into a couple problems.

The main problem is that if the waffle batter is too thick or if you cook it for too long your waffle will break apart when you try rolling it into a cone. My first couple waffles weren’t quite thin enough because I didn’t press the top of the waffle cone maker down hard enough after adding the batter, so if you want a perfect waffle cone maker sure you apply ample pressure.

In the end I finally got my batter to the perfect consistency by just adding  a little extra milk. I also only cooked my waffles for a minute and 15 seconds (the instructions recommended a minute and a half) because I found that any longer than that and the edges wouldn’t stay together when I rolled them into cones.

Don’t worry if you mess up though because if you do all you’re really left with are some round waffles that are sort of a cross between regular waffles and pancakes. It took me four tries before I got my waffle cone perfect, which in turn means I got to eat four messed up waffles — not a bad problem to have at all….

Once you finally make the perfect waffle cone, fill it with popcorn chicken and drizzle it with syrup it’s quite a treat. This is another one of those foods that I can totally imagine vendors selling at state fairs all over the country this summer. In fact, maybe I should just open up a stand at the Wisconsin State Fair. I could sell chicken and waffle cones, deep friend lasagna, dessert cheese curds and maybe even slices of the mac and cheese pie with a bacon crust that I made.

Peeps S’mores

Peep S'moresYeah I know, this would have been a great blog post PRIOR to Easter, but it wasn’t until two days ago when I was at Target and saw that all their Easter candy was 50% off that I thought about how awesome some Peeps s’mores would be.

After all, I’ve already made deep fried s’mores, s’moreos and s’mores quesadillas, so why not try another s’mores related creation? What’s even better is that instead of regular Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Bars I found some half priced Hershey’s Easter bunny shaped chocolate to use along with the Peeps I purchased.

Generally I’m not a big fan of Peeps when they’re on their own, but in s’mores form I actually like them a lot better. Their sugary exterior makes these s’mores a lot sweeter than traditional s’mores while adding a nice contrast in texture at the same time.

If you’re looking to make your own Peeps s’mores I’m willing to bet that Target (as well as most other stores that sell Easter candy) still have some available at some pretty deep discounts. In fact, by now the markdowns are probably even more than 50%. I might have to go buy some more!

The Seven Layer Qdoba Quesadilla

The Qdoba Seven Layer QuesadillaWriting a food blog definitely has its perks. The best example of this is the email I recently received from the marketing manager for all of Qdoba‘s Wisconsin, northern Illinois and Iowa locations asking me if I’d like to do some sort of DudeFoods/Qdoba collaboration.

For a while now it’s been a dream of mine for a restaurant to just invite me into their kitchen and let me go wild with all their ingredients, so I pitched the idea to Qdoba and much to my surprise they were actually into it! We picked a date and a few weeks later I came in, threw on an apron and hopped behind the counter.

They asked me what I wanted to make and for some reason I had seven layer taco dip on my mind so I suggested that we try making a seven layer quesadilla. After all, Qdoba has those sweet industrial quesadilla presses so if you’re ever gonna try to make a quesadilla that’s as thick as a deep dish pizza it’s pretty much the perfect place to do it. After all, my crappy quesadilla maker that I have at home can’t even make a simple s’mores quesadilla without overflowing and making a huge mess.

I figured that the best way to start with my creation was just to sort jump right into it so, so I grabbed a tortilla and started piling toppings onto it. In addition to cheese I added layers of every single meat that Qdoba offers (chicken, pulled pork, shredded beef, ground beef and steak in case you were wondering). Oh yeah, plus one layer of fajita vegetables. You know… to keep it healthy….

As you can probably imagine, my quesadilla took quite a bit longer than qdoba’s regular quesadillas do in the quesadilla press, but once it came out it was glorious! I think we were all a little nervous that being so thick it might not cook evenly or that the cheese in the middle layers wouldn’t melt at all, but it honestly turned out perfect.

Obviously the only step left was to cut it into pieces and eat it. Everyone else used a knife and fork for their slices, but I opted to just treat it as if it were a regular everyday quesadilla and pick it up with my hands. Expecting the worst I was prepared with plenty of napkins just in case it fell apart in my lap, but it held together amazingly well. Maybe it was the fact that I ate my two pieces so fast that I didn’t even really give them a chance to crumble, but this thing was so good that I really couldn’t bring myself to eat it any other way than as quickly as possible.

All in all this ended up being one of the most enjoyable blogging experiences I’ve had thus far. It was crazy how many times Qdoba customers stopped us to ask questions like “what IS that!?” while the quesadilla was in the process of being made and then again as they saw us eating it.

I think it’d be hilarious if Qdoba ended up adding this as some sort of limited time only special menu item or eating challenge, but until then it looks like you’re out of luck if you want your own seven layer quesadilla from them. I guess you could always buy seven regular quesadillas and stack them on top of one another, but at $6.99 per quesadilla that could be a bit pricey. If you REALLY wanted one though I’m sure they’d be willing to cut you some kind of deal on it.

I’d also just like to I’ve a special thanks to Abby, Emily and everyone else at the Roaring Fork Restaurant Group, as well as all the employees at Qdoba store number 51 for being more than accommodating while I stumbled around and got in their way during the dinner rush while making this ridiculous quesadilla. You guys rule.

Kettle Bake Baked Popcorn

Aunt Marie's Gourmet Kettle Bake Baked PopcornI’ve been getting a ton of food sent to me lately, and one of the better things I’ve gotten recently has been this oven baked popcorn courtesy of Aunt Marie’s Gourmet.

It’s funny, even after reading the “About Us” section of their website three or four times now I still can’t really follow it.  Apparently the company was started by a computer industry guy who lost his job in the late 90′s when the dot-com bubble burst. He then started selling baked goods to various office workers around the Colorado Springs area and eventually met a four-fingered man from Montana who passed along his grandmother’s oven-baked popcorn recipe. Weird right?

All you really need to know though is that this popcorn is really good. I mean really REALLY good. You know how every time you eat caramel corn it tastes sort of chewy and stale regardless of how old it actually is? This popcorn is similar to caramel corn except that it’s as fresh tasting as popcorn that was just popped five minutes ago.

As of right now they offer two different varieties, chocolate and praline, both of which are delicious. According to their website they plan on adding a couple more flavors soon, and if those additional flavors are half as good as the two they offer now I have no doubt that they’ll be great as well.

Wanna try it for yourself? Just head over to the Aunt Marie’s Gourmet website. A half gallon canister that weighs in at 13 ounces will set you back $15.