The Bacon Weave Breakfast Burrito

The Bacon Weave Breakfast BurritoWhat do you do when you want a breakfast burrito, you’re out of tortillas and you have a freezer full of Nueske’s bacon? You grab a pound of it, weave it into a giant square and use that instead! Alright, so it wasn’t quite that easy, but in the end my bacon weave breakfast burrito still turned out even better than I’d hoped for.

After creating my bacon weave I cooked it in my oven for ten minutes at 375º just to get it to the point where the bacon was sort of starting to stick together. Then I took it out, drained the grease and topped the bacon weave with a pile of scrambled eggs, cheese, hash browns, chopped up breakfast sausages and diced red and green bell peppers. After that I folded it into a burrito, wrapped it up in aluminum foil and put it back in the oven for another 25 minutes.

Once my bacon weave breakfast burrito was done cooking I unwrapped it from the aluminum foil, let it cool for a few minutes, took a couple pictures and then picked it up to take a bite. I realized pretty quickly though that removing the aluminum foil in the first place was a pretty bad call and that after one bite it would probably completely fall apart, so I wrapped it back up, cut it in half and started eating it the same way you would with any other giant burrito.

My final verdict? Pretty, pretty good! It would be really difficult to eat if it wasn’t wrapped in aluminum foil, but then again, most huge burritos are. Alright, so what’s next now that I’ve made a bacon weave breakfast burrito, bacon weave pizza, a bacon weave grilled cheese and a mac & cheese pie with a crust made entirely out of bacon? Only time will tell….

25 Responses to The Bacon Weave Breakfast Burrito
  1. @jnicholes
    December 18, 2012 | 1:54 pm

    Looks good

  2. George Scoville (@stackiii)
    December 18, 2012 | 3:24 pm

    This is the manliest breakfast burrito on earth

  3. Matt
    December 19, 2012 | 9:08 am

    >drained the grease
    Sacrilege!!

  4. Hunter Pennington
    December 19, 2012 | 12:43 pm

    Living in Colorado, I do breakfast burritos at least once a week. Got to say, a bacon wrapped breakfast burrito looks absolutely delicious. Next time I make them, this is a must try. Thanks for the post.

  5. @timothyflick
    December 19, 2012 | 9:15 pm

    Whoa!

  6. @pwSociety
    December 19, 2012 | 9:25 pm

    Good grief, no!

  7. @slickrate
    December 19, 2012 | 10:38 pm

    A burrito after my own heart and arteries.

  8. @SkimbleCat
    December 20, 2012 | 12:03 am

    Someone make this for me, please!

  9. SteveCo
    December 20, 2012 | 12:16 am

    A bacon gyro…just sayin’

    • Nick
      December 20, 2012 | 8:38 am

      You just blew my mind!

  10. @darrenf
    December 20, 2012 | 3:15 am

    Oh. My. God.

  11. @mikesilky
    December 20, 2012 | 4:06 am

    Want!

  12. @Andy_Staples
    December 20, 2012 | 9:27 am

    Looks deadly but spectacular.

  13. @HuckBrushy
    December 20, 2012 | 9:39 am

    Oh. Hell. Yes.

  14. @dleekemp2
    December 20, 2012 | 9:41 am

    This is an Atkins Diet Home Run.

  15. @kjhass
    December 20, 2012 | 10:45 pm

    I…I think my arteries just…you know…hardened…and I, like, gained 10 pounds just looking at this

  16. @voxburritos
    December 23, 2012 | 5:11 pm

    Amazing.

  17. @SeanyBoySwag
    December 28, 2012 | 10:02 am

    The most magnificent breakfast I’ve ever seen

  18. @TheDaveReynolds
    January 1, 2013 | 5:15 pm

    Attempting to cook this now: Yes, I know it’s almost 2:30.

  19. @princenocturne
    January 14, 2013 | 5:34 am

    No way this is legal.

  20. @VeeckAsInWreck
    January 21, 2013 | 4:11 pm

    One of the best food creations to date. Well played sir.

  21. @stevesilberman
    January 23, 2013 | 10:43 pm

    Just sayin’, the bacon thing has definitely jumped the shark.

  22. @BusyBeeFitness
    February 13, 2013 | 3:04 am

    Mmmm bacon

  23. @pjmellana
    February 23, 2013 | 10:26 pm

    ABOUT TO MAKE THIS!

  24. Lupo
    May 3, 2013 | 7:59 pm

    I don’t eat grains so this would work for a stake Burrito, not just a breakfast Burrito.

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