Free Stuff Haiku Reviews: Part 6

It’s time for another round of Free Stuff Haiku Reviews! In case you missed the five previous editions, this is where I combine my love of Japanese poetry with some short reviews of free things that companies have sent me by writing a haiku about each product.

The highlight of my most recent run of stuff I’ve gotten was probably the two new flavors of Oreo cookies. Getting to try them before they were even in stores was definitely pretty cool. Oh yeah, and the free beer was pretty great as well. I love beer!

Del Taco Gift CardThe Product:
A Gift Card To Try Their New Turkey Tacos
from Del Taco

The Haiku:
you are still way too,
far away for me to use you,
please open near me

OreosThe Product:
Marshmallow Crispy and Cookie Dough Cookies
from Oreo

The Haiku:
you will only be,
sold for a limited time,
I’ll have to stock up

Squeezable SauerkrautThe Product:
Squeezable Sauerkraut
from Sconnie Foods

The Haiku:
far from an expert,
when it come to sauerkraut,
but this stuff is good

Crabbie's Alcoholic Ginger Beer The Product:
Alcoholic Ginger Beer
from Crabbie’s

The Haiku:
I used you to make,
a bunch of Moscow Mules,
you got me real drunk

4 Comments on Free Stuff Haiku Reviews: Part 6

  1. David L
    February 20, 2014 at 1:59 pm (6 months ago)

    These Haikus are great.
    You should start up a contest
    for Dude Food haiku.

    Reply
    • Nick
      February 20, 2014 at 2:03 pm (6 months ago)

      that’s a good idea,
      I will certainly think about,
      a contest with these

      Reply
      • Thistle
        February 24, 2014 at 12:38 pm (6 months ago)

        There is no question
        The prize has to be bacon
        Mmm yummy bacon

        Reply
  2. Joe
    February 24, 2014 at 12:34 pm (6 months ago)

    That last haiku…simply a masterpiece. Brought a tear to my eye.

    Reply

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