It’s time for another round of Free Stuff Haiku Reviews! In case you missed the five previous editions, this is where I combine my love of Japanese poetry with some short reviews of free things that companies have sent me by writing a haiku about each product.
The highlight of my most recent run of stuff I’ve gotten was probably the two new flavors of Oreo cookies. Getting to try them before they were even in stores was definitely pretty cool. Oh yeah, and the free beer was pretty great as well. I love beer!
The Product:
A Gift Card To Try Their New Turkey Tacos
from Del Taco
The Haiku:
you are still way too,
far away for me to use you,
please open near me
The Product:
Marshmallow Crispy and Cookie Dough Cookies
from Oreo
The Haiku:
you will only be,
sold for a limited time,
I’ll have to stock up
The Product:
Squeezable Sauerkraut
from Sconnie Foods
The Haiku:
far from an expert,
when it come to sauerkraut,
but this stuff is good
The Product:
Alcoholic Ginger Beer
from Crabbie’s
The Haiku:
I used you to make,
a bunch of Moscow Mules,
you got me real drunk
David L
February 20, 2014 at 1:59 pm (11 years ago)These Haikus are great.
You should start up a contest
for Dude Food haiku.
Nick
February 20, 2014 at 2:03 pm (11 years ago)that’s a good idea,
I will certainly think about,
a contest with these
Thistle
February 24, 2014 at 12:38 pm (11 years ago)There is no question
The prize has to be bacon
Mmm yummy bacon
Joe
February 24, 2014 at 12:34 pm (11 years ago)That last haiku…simply a masterpiece. Brought a tear to my eye.