Free Stuff Haiku Reviews: Part 6

It's time for another round of Free Stuff Haiku Reviews! In case you missed the five previous editions, this is where I combine my love of Japanese poetry with some short reviews of free things that companies have sent me by writing a haiku about each product.

The highlight of my most recent run of stuff I've gotten was probably the two new flavors of Oreo cookies. Getting to try them before they were even in stores was definitely pretty cool. Oh yeah, and the free beer was pretty great as well. I love beer!

The Product:
A Gift Card To Try Their New Turkey Tacos
from Del Taco

The Haiku:
you are still way too,
far away for me to use you,
please open near me

The Product:
Marshmallow Crispy and Cookie Dough Cookies
from Oreo

The Haiku:
you will only be,
sold for a limited time,
I'll have to stock up

The Product:
Squeezable Sauerkraut
from Sconnie Foods

The Haiku:
far from an expert,
when it come to sauerkraut,
but this stuff is good

The Product:
Alcoholic Ginger Beer
from Crabbie's

The Haiku:
I used you to make,
a bunch of Moscow Mules,
you got me real drunk