The Charlie Sheen Sandwich

The Charlie Sheen SandwichSeeing as how Charlie Sheen has given the world so much over the past few weeks in terms of non-stop entertainment I felt like I should repay him. What can you get for the man who has millions of dollars, hangs with porn stars non-stop and actually owns Babe Ruth’s 1927 World Series ring though? Well, I decided to make him a sandwich. I knew that it couldn’t be just any ordinary sandwich though, it had to be a truly Major League caliber sandwich.

I started off by taking two boneless, skinless chicken breasts and cooking one in a mixture of vodka and spices (Vodka Chicken), and the other in tequila, lime juice and cilantro (Tequila Lime Chicken). Once the chicken breasts were done I placed them on top of some beer bread that I made using a mix I bought from Sprecher Brewery. I then topped the chicken breasts with some smoked ham and smoked turkey (have you ever seen how much Charlie Sheen smokes!?) and also added some sharp cheddar cheese because Charlie seems like such a sharp guy.

Since Charlie’s outlook on life always seems to be so bright (or sunny) I decided to top the sandwich with a couple sunny side up eggs. After that I added a couple lines of powdered sugar to the plate and ate my dinner. Aside from being absolutely delicious this sandwich also turned out to be quite large. You might even say that it’s almost big enough for the appetites of two or even Two and a Half Men! Another possible name for this sandwich? “Winner Winner Charlie’s Chicken Dinner.”

6 Comments on The Charlie Sheen Sandwich

  1. Maria
    March 3, 2011 at 12:56 pm (13 years ago)

    Brilliant! I vote for “winner winner chicken dinner”. The two sandwiches could also be representative of “the goddesses”. Or…the Sheenwich? Love the powdered sugar!

  2. Mel
    March 3, 2011 at 4:26 pm (13 years ago)

    Nice job. Well done.

  3. jessica
    March 8, 2011 at 10:28 pm (13 years ago)

    You should have had a glass of…Coke. Honestly how does one even eat a sandwich topped with eggs? I don’t know but I really want to try.
    I would say your sandwich looks awesome, but then,”I don’t think the term is good enough, but when you’re bound by these terrestrial descriptions…” -Mr.Sheen

    • Nick
      March 8, 2011 at 11:41 pm (13 years ago)

      I love burgers and sandwiches topped with eggs! The trick is to let the egg yolk run all over your plate and then dip the sandwich or burger in it before each bite.

  4. AJ
    March 9, 2011 at 2:21 pm (13 years ago)

    I think the powdered sugar puts this sandwich OVER THE TOP! Very Nice!

  5. @drinkscharityUK
    October 30, 2012 at 11:32 am (11 years ago)

    And most unusual use of tequila goes to The Charlie Sheen sandwich! Not for the faint of heart!


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