Free Stuff Haiku Reviews: Part 4

It’s time for another round of Free Stuff Haiku Reviews! In case you missed the first, second, and third editions, this is where I combine my love of Japanese poetry with some short reviews of free things that companies have sent me by writing a haiku about each product.

Also, is it just me or are there more and more new beef jerky companies popping up every single day? Seriously, it seems like twice a week I get emailed from a new company that wants to send me some beef jerky. Not that I’m complaining….

The Product:
A Gift Card to Try Their New CrunchTada Tostadas and Pizzas
from Del Taco

The Haiku:
I could not use you,
as the closest location,
is five hours away

The Product:
Japanese Drinking Vinegar
from Genki-Su

The Haiku:
you look like vodka,
but you did not get me drunk,
I drank all of you

The Product:
Beef Jerky
from Shurky Jurky

The Haiku:
let my brother eat,
this new bag of beef jerky,
he said it was good

The Product:
Seasoning
from Black Ops Seasoning

The Haiku:
I put this on shrimp,
it made it taste much better,
good work jar of spice