The Greatness of the Sam’s Club Cafe

Sam's Club Cafe PizzaMost people just view Sam’s Club as a place to go when you need to buy mayonnaise by the gallon or Boca Burgers by the case, but I see it as a place to get a great deal on lunch as well. Luckily for me there’s a Sam’s Club location about a mile from where I work, so I get the chance to eat lunch there quite frequently. Few other places would sell you a 1/4 pound hot dog or Polish sausage and a 64 ounce soda for $1.50, or two huge slices of pizza and a drink for $2.50, but Sam’s Club most certainly will!

Another plus when it comes to eating lunch at Sam’s Club is that they usually have free samples each day, so when you’re done with your lunch you can walk around the grocery area with your giant soda and eat even more food! I love it when I finish a couple pieces of pizza and then walk around only to find out that they’re also giving out free samples of pizza. That’s bonus pizza!

Funny side story: One time I called to cancel one of my Visa cards and they said they’d give me a $75 statement credit if I kept the account open. I kept the card and then decided to use that card to buy pizza and a soda from Sam’s Club each day for lunch until the $75 was gone, so for 30 days straight I ate lunch at Sam’s Club and still didn’t get sick of it. Maybe I should have gone with the $1.50 hot dog and soda combo and eaten there for 50 straight days instead…

6 Comments on The Greatness of the Sam’s Club Cafe

  1. ernesto
    July 13, 2011 at 2:50 pm (3 years ago)

    wow…pizza every day? No wonder all the sams members are white trash fat bastards….SAMS sucks-

    GO COSTCO BABY@!!!!!

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    • Juan
      August 17, 2012 at 1:43 pm (2 years ago)

      Ernesto: Even your name sounds FAT!

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    • Costco Sux
      November 25, 2013 at 9:39 am (9 months ago)

      You’re a gay fish.

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      • Nick
        November 25, 2013 at 9:41 am (9 months ago)

        I have no idea what that even means….

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  2. Terry
    July 23, 2013 at 6:39 am (1 year ago)

    Bought a case of their Artisan Fresh pretzels…. no info on cooking temp or time! Any ideas?

    Reply
  3. Craig T
    December 7, 2013 at 5:12 am (9 months ago)

    I always get the quarter pound polish sausage. Best deal in town.

    Reply

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