Deep Fried S’mores

Deep Fried S'moresMy quest to deep fry every possible thing I can think of has brought me to my latest creation; deep fried s’mores. Why deep fried s’mores you ask? Excellent question! My main problem with regular s’mores is that it seems like every single time I take a bite of one of them the graham cracker falls apart and I end up with chocolate and/or marshmallow all over my fingers. My theory prior to making these was that the deep fryer would soften up the graham crackers a bit, which in turn would stop them from crumbling as I enjoyed my s’mores.

I started off with the same egg roll wrappers that I used when I made deep fried poutine. I then added graham crackers, Hershey’s chocolate and marshmallows before wrapping them up like delicious little presents and tossing them into my deep fryer. On a related note, did you know that they make flat marshmallows now just for s’mores? I had no idea until now, but I used them with these deep fried s’mores and they worked perfectly.

Also, have you ever noticed that anytime anything is deep frying, no matter what it is, the smell is almost always exactly the same? This was the first time for me where it actually smelled different, as my entire kitchen filled with the smell of freshly made s’mores. Do any candle companies  make s’mores scented candles yet? Because if they do I want to buy a couple of them!

Alright, I feel like ‘m getting off track here. You probably want to know how these tasted right? One word… Delicious! As I suspected, the deep frier softened up the graham crackers, so instead of crumbling when I bit into them I was instead met with the perfect mix of cracker, melted Hershey’s chocolate and gooey marshmallow in each and every bite. The only real downfall to the outer deep fried shell of these was that it kind of threw off the graham cracker crunch to marshmallow to chocolate ratio, but that could easily be solved by simply adding a couple more marshmallows and a couple more pieces of chocolate to each one.

The Alligator Sandwich

The Alligator SandwichI spent a weekend in Wisconsin Dells recently for my buddy Allen’s bachelor party, and on our second day after a drunken round of miniature golf we headed to Marley’s for lunch. As you can probably tell from the name, Marley’s happens to be a Caribbean themed restaurant, serving jerk chicken and pork, seafood and an assortment of sandwiches among other things. One menu item immediately caught my eye though; the alligator sandwich.

The sandwich consists of breaded and deep fried alligator meat served with lettuce, tomatoes and onions on a hoagie bun. It also includes fries and a side of homemade ranch dressing. I’ve eaten alligator jerky before, but that’s the extent of my alligator consumption, so I was excited to try this sandwich and Marley’s definitely didn’t let me down. If you’ve never tried alligator meat before the best way to describe it (even though it sounds totally cliché) is that it tastes like a fishy version of chicken.

Also, feel free to make fun of me all you want for the drink with the umbrella in it, but these alcoholic concoctions that Marley’s refers to as the “Cool Breeze” (Rum, Blue Curacao and fruit juice) were buy one get one free the day we were there and they were damn good!

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Pizza Hut’s $10 Any Size, Any Crust, Any Toppings Deal

Perhaps you’ve seen the commercials on TV advertising that for a limited time at Pizza Hut you can get a pizza of any size, with any type of crust covered in any toppings you want for $10. Now, I’ve seen some pretty good pizza deals before, but this seemed almost too good to be true, and I started wondering what would happen if I were to try and order a large pizza with every single topping that Pizza Hut offered. It’s been years since I’ve been to Pizza Hut and I wasn’t even sure where the closest location to my house was, so I headed to their website to find out and to place my carryout order.

The first thing I noticed on their website was that the offer didn’t include double toppings, extra cheese or stuffed crust pizza. Almost every deal has a couple stipulations though, and I didn’t really expect Pizza Hut to include double toppings or extra cheese as part of the deal anyway. Not including stuffed crust as an option was kind of a bummer though since it specifically says “any crust” right in big bold letters at the top of this deal, but I decided to soldier on anyway.

Once I picked a crust (I decided to go with “pan style”) I started adding toppings to my pizza. I started off with pepperoni, ham, pork, beef and Italian sausage, but when I tried adding bacon a message popped up stating “Caution: We do not recommend adding more toppings as our pizzas cook best with 5 or less toppings.” I clicked “OK,” but figured that the pop-up message was just a friendly suggestions since their website allowed me to keep adding more toppings after that. In addition to my original six toppings I added chicken, mushrooms, green peppers, onions, black olives, diced tomatoes, jalapenos and pineapple and clicked the “Order This Pizza” button.

When I went to check out however a new message popped up, this time telling me “We’re sorry, there were too many additions/removals/substitutions of ingredients on your pizza. Please edit the pizza to reduce the list of modified ingredients.” It seemed as though my dreams of a $10 pizza with every single topping offered by Pizza Hut were smashed, but then I tried one more thing…

I started over and simply added a large supreme pizza to my order. After that I clicked the “Toppings” tab and added every additional topping that wasn’t already included on the pizza, plus some extra sauce. After that I clicked the “Order” button once again and voila, no error messages! I then completed the rest of the checkout process hassle free and 30 minutes later I was on my way to Pizza Hut to pick up my pizza!

On my way there I was pretty sure that one of two things would happen when I retrieved my pizza. The first was that I’d get there and they’d hand me a regular supreme pizza minus all the extra toppings I ordered. The second was that Pizza Hut would add all my additional toppings, but would totally skimp and only give me a couple pieces of each topping. When I got the pizza back out to my car and opened the box however my doubts were instantly erased. My pizza was completely PACKED with toppings!

You know the original error message I got saying how Pizza Hut’s pizzas cooked best with 5 or less toppings? This doesn’t seem to be the case at all because my pizza was delicious! In fact, there were so many toppings on it that with every bite I took I had tons of them falling off onto my plate. After eating three or four slices there were so many toppings on my plate that I could have easily covered a whole separate pizza with them.

So there you have it. Although you might not be able to get any crust you want as part of this deal if you use my little trick you can at least get Pizza Hut to honor the “any toppings” part of their promotion. You know, as long as you don’t want any double toppings or extra cheese…

 

Cake Balls

Cake BallsI think I’ve mentioned before that I’m not a very big dessert fan. Actually, the fact that I rarely ever eat sweets is probably one of the only reasons I can continue to do this blog without weighing 300 pounds. If there’s one desert that I especially don’t like it’s cake. I don’t even eat cake on my birthday, and that’s why when my buddy Allen told me that his wife’s co-worker started her own business selling “cake balls” and wanted to bake me some to write about on DudeFoods I was a little apprehensive at first. “Dude, but she makes bacon cake balls!” was the next thing he said to me. “Seriously? Oh yeah man, I’ll try them for sure then!” was my reply.

In a way the term “cake balls” is a little misleading as to what these actually taste like. I envisioned small cupcake type balls with spongy bases. In reality though cake balls are made by blending cake and icing together, so it’s kind of like taking a piece of cake and compacting it into delicious little golf ball sized bites. The bite-sized snacks are then dipped in chocolate and decorated. Basically what I’m saying is that these things are damn good. They’re perfect for someone like me who doesn’t normally like sweets because they’re small enough for me to get my sugar fix without overdoing it, yet they’re rich and flavorful enough to satisfy the cravings of desert lovers.

In addition to the bacon flavored cake ball (which was obviously my favorite) I was sent Luscious Lemon, Triple Chocolate, Peanut Butter Cup, Birthday Cake and Pumpkin Spice cake balls. My wife took one bite of the Triple Chocolate cake ball and exclaimed “These are really good! We should have had these at our wedding reception instead of the cupcakes we had!” If that’s not a glowing recommendation then I don’t know what is!

Interested in ordering some of your own cake balls? Just head on over to the Mrs. Wonn-Derful’s Cake Ball Company website.

The Bacon Weave Brat Burger

The Bacon Weave Brat BurgerAbout a month ago Johnsonville sent me some of their new bratwurst patties and Italian sausage patties to try. I’ve cooked them on my grill a few times now since they were delivered to my front door and long story short, they’re delicious and up until now I never even paused long enough while eating them to take a picture. Since just cooking these up and tossing them on a bun with some cheese would be pretty unoriginal though (and probably pretty boring for you guys to read about) I wanted to come up with a new way to eat these mouthwatering new burgers.

After brainstorming for a while the idea for the Bacon Weave Brat Burger popped into my head. Why wrap a brat burger in a bacon weave instead of just using a regular burger? Honestly, I kind of just like the way “Bacon Weave Brat Burger” sounds and frankly, I’ve had bacon on a regular burger before, but I’ve never had it on a brat so I wanted to see what it would taste like.

I started off by taking a pound of thick cut bacon and creating a bacon weave similar to the one I used back in February when I made my mac and cheese pie with a bacon crust. After looking at the completed bacon weave I realized that using a pound of bacon to cover a single 1/3 pound brat patty might be a bit much, so I did the only logical thing to do; I grabbed a second brat patty and stacked it on top of the first one. Actually, the logical thing to do probably would have been to just not use so much bacon, but for some strange reason that thought never even crossed my mind. Weird…

I figured that the brat patties would cook faster than the bacon, so I pre-cooked my bacon weave in the oven for ten minutes before wrapping it around the two brat patties and securing it all together with a few toothpicks. After that I tossed it on the grill and hoped for the best. About twenty minutes, a small grease fire and a beer and a half later my Bacon Weave Brat Burger was cooked to perfection.

I wanted to stick with traditional brat toppings for the burger so after I took it off the grill I added a piece of Swiss cheese, some kraut and some chopped onions and placed it on a pretzel roll. If you’ve never had a pretzel roll before you’re missing out. Seriously, they’re delicious and since brats are often served right alongside soft pretzels there’s really no better type of roll to use for this burger.

Overall my burger was delicious. It was definitely gigantic, so if you want to make one at home and don’t want quite the monstrosity that I had I’d recommend just using a single Johnsonville brat patty and maybe only a third of a pound of bacon or so. As far as the pretzel bun goes though, that’s a necessity so make sure you don’t skimp and just buy some crappy hamburger bun!