Free Stuff Haiku Reviews

I get a lot of free stuff sent to me from companies who want me to mention their foods or products. The problem though is that I’d rather spend my time creating and writing about stuff like Bacon Weave Tacos, Bread Cheese Bacon Double Cheeseburgers and Deep Fried Ice Cream.

I don’t want to be rude and not review the stuff I receive, but lately I’ve been pretty busy and it’s all just been piling up on my kitchen counter. That’s why I’ve decided to combine a few of the most recent things I’ve gotten into a single blog post and show my love for Japanese poetry at the same time by writing a haiku about each one. Without further ado I give you Free Stuff Haiku Reviews!

Bacon scented candle from Yankee CandleThe Product:
A Bacon Scented Candle
from Yankee Candle

The Haiku:
you smell oh so good,
I wish you were real bacon,
I want to eat you

Merchant & Co. RelishThe Product:
Sweet Red Pepper Relish
from Merchant & Co.

The Haiku:
I thought you’d be gross,
but you taste good on pork chops,
I’m glad I met you

Golden Valley All Natural Beef JerkeyThe Product:
All Natural Beef Jerky
from Golden Valley Natural

The Haiku:
better than the stuff,
that I usually buy,
turkey was so good

FruttareThe Product:
Frozen Fruit Bars
from Fruttare

The Haiku:
wife found these and ate,
them before I could try them,
she said they were good

1 Comment on Free Stuff Haiku Reviews

  1. Carolyn
    July 11, 2013 at 9:30 am (10 months ago)

    Hi! I just found your site and it amuses me greatly. But I feel the need to comment in reply to this particular post that Witch City Wicks (also from MA but much smaller than Yankee Candle and all hand-made) did a Bacon candle first, and they also have Bay Rum and Whiskey In The Jar: http://witchcitywicks.com/products-page/for-men/

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