DiGiorno’s New Pizzeria! Pizza

DiGiorno's New Pizzeria! PizzaDiGiorno Pizza recently launched a line of four new pizzas called pizzeria! By DiGiorno and sent me a couple of them to try. For as popular as DiGiorno is though I’m pretty sure that until now I’ve never actually eaten one of their pizzas.

For my money the best frozen pizzas out there are Palermo’s, which are made in my hometown of Milwaukee, and Home Run Inn, who have the most delicious frozen pizza crust I’ve ever eaten. Seriously, what is in their crust that makes it THAT good!?

By now, I’ve been seeing those “It’s not delivery. It’s DiGiorno!” commercials for years, so I decided to put their pizza to the test and see if I could fool my wife into thinking that it was in fact a delivery pizza.

I started off by texting her one afternoon telling her that I was in the mood for pizza for dinner that night. I was arriving home from work before she was that evening, so I told her I’d just grab a pizza on my way. Then, before she was done working I baked one of the pizzeria! By DiGiorno pizzas in my oven, cut it and disposed of the box.

“Where’s the pizza from?” was the first thing she asked me as she walked in the door. “This new place I’ve been meaning to try” I replied. “Which place?” she questioned. Apparently I hesitated too long when trying to come up with an answer, and she followed with “This is one of those DiGiorno pizzas that you got in the mail isn’t it?”

The jig was up. If I was really planning to fool her I never should have told her that they sent me the pizzas a couple weeks earlier. The fact that there was just a pizza sitting on the counter and no pizza box didn’t help thing either I guess.  On the plus side though, it was some pretty good pizza!

 




14 Comments on DiGiorno’s New Pizzeria! Pizza

  1. brier
    May 27, 2013 at 12:31 am (3 years ago)

    Is that the whole review? “It was a pretty good pizza”? And, it sure doesn’t look anything like a pizzeria pizza, not enough to fool anyone but a child.

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    • Brenda
      January 24, 2014 at 6:01 pm (3 years ago)

      the new pizza sucks, it’s tasteless, not enough sauce on it.. will no longer buy this pizza.

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  2. Cliff
    June 8, 2013 at 2:30 pm (3 years ago)

    Lame. How bout some relevant review information regarding the product in question?

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    • Nick
      June 8, 2013 at 3:42 pm (3 years ago)

      It’s frozen pizza, how much of a review do you really want? How about this, go to the grocery store, spend $5 and write your own review.

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      • rachel
        July 7, 2013 at 9:52 pm (3 years ago)

        You are an idiot. Not coming to your site for “reviews” anymore.. you claim to do reviews, and then tell people to do their own? psycho

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        • Nick
          July 8, 2013 at 7:48 am (3 years ago)

          Rachel, I’m sorry that my frozen pizza review doesn’t live up to your ridiculously high expectations. Please forgive me.

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          • rachel
            July 30, 2013 at 6:09 pm (3 years ago)

            ridiculously high expectations? you didnt review anything moron!!! why the hell do people send you products to review?? i am actually laughing over here, this is insanity that you think you are a legit food review site.

          • Nick
            July 30, 2013 at 6:19 pm (3 years ago)

            How much of a review do you want? It’s a frozen pizza…. How’s this for a review:
            Upon biting into DiGiorno’s New Pizzeria! Pizza I was reminded of my days in Tuscany. The crispy, yet airy crust, vine-ripened tomatoes and fresh ingredients combined for what can only be described as “pizza nirvana.”

            Is that review any better? Does that help you decide whether or not to spend $5 on a frozen pizza?

  3. Lisa
    September 21, 2013 at 5:02 pm (3 years ago)

    This was more of a story, but I will say , there’s not much to be said about frozen pizzas, either they’re good or not. And from what I gathered it was pretty darn good. Enough for me to spend 5 bucks to try it out!

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  4. Bryant
    January 16, 2014 at 8:01 pm (3 years ago)

    Imagine looking at your life after its come to an end and remembering this conversation. Now how does it make you feel?

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    • Nick
      January 17, 2014 at 7:13 am (3 years ago)

      The conversation with my wife about the pizza? Thinking about it now it sort of just makes me hungry, but maybe that’s just because I haven’t eaten breakfast yet today.

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  5. jon
    July 21, 2014 at 10:55 am (2 years ago)

    Dude, this ‘review’ is sad. Go back to school and take a few writing classes. You need them.

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    • Nick Chipman
      July 21, 2014 at 10:59 am (2 years ago)

      Hey, I never called myself a professional writer….

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  6. Susan
    May 3, 2015 at 12:25 pm (1 year ago)

    I have not tried the pizza yet, but I have to admit these reviews are a good read and provided me with lots of laughs.

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